The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to write a country song

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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i love to make shit brix

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to read captchas

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to fall up.

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!