The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to think of food

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!