The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!