To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to create powers

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!