the ability to command watermelons

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to change races.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to not finish your

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!