- Pointless Super Powers

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to have 21/20 vision.

the power to read your own thoughts

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to get sick

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

the power to be invisible, but only at night