The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!