The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!