The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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32% Levitation.

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The power to pee poop

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!