The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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Acid pee

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see forever

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!