the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to live.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!