The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to control yourself

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!