the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!