The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to write a country song

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to have no powers

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!