The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to eat your poop

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!