The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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A good Kisser

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to watch tv

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!