The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to lose this power.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!