THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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Aweonao

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!