The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to watch tv

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to lose this power.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to become yourself

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!