The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to have a power.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!