- Pointless Super Powers

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

+15

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

+15

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

+15

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

+11

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to control sloths

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

Tits for a guy.

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

Meatvision.

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet