The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to see through air.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see forever

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!