To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to die at will.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!