The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to instantly die

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the power of words

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!