The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to like this power

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!