- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to only make burnt toast

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

X ray vision on chairs

The power to die.

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to chew with your tongue

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to swim in water.

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The power to see through air.

Pointless Super Powers