The power to see into the present

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to blow up when you blink

The power to shed hair

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to count to infinity.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to swim in water.

to have a face with the power to attract fists

The power to turn into random objects

The power to see through air.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to become inverted background color.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!