the power to get in the van

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The power to control sloths

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to jump faster.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!