The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to turn into random objects

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!