The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to change races.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to eat food.

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A healing punch

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to be able to blow air

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!