The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to see air

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Being a freemason

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!