The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to complete math exercises

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!