the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to see air

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!