- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power drown in water

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to pee poop

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

Pointless Super Powers