- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to like this power

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

They power to be able to make meth.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to change your eye color.

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to read the minds of rocks

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

Nihat Do?an

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

the power to have a dick in the box

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

Pointless Super Powers