The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to attract bullets.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to see air

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!