The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!