The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power drown in water

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to pee poop

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to be a woman

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to be shitty

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The power to create powers

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!