the power to fail

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!