The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to go on this website

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!