The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to be dead

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to see into the present

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Meatvision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!