The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to die when you die

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!