The power to remove the power within.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power of not knowing

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to not exist.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!