The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Meatvision.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Lactokinesis

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!