ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!