The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power of words

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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captain obvious

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!