The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to sweat acid.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!