- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

the power to do blink every 20 years

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

the power to fail at everything you

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to stay a virgin

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

Pointless Super Powers