The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to have a power

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!