The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!