The power to die at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to poke

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to control urine

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Grass eating

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!