Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!