the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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captain obvious

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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mint berry crunch

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!