Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!