The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!